squiddard

theyouth–waste-it:

toastoat:

toastoat:

toastdurr:

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

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perfect

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im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

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fuckyeahgoodomens:

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David’s T-Shirt and pin ❤ (t-shirt buy here :))

shadsasaur:

zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

notwiselybuttoowell:

notwiselybuttoowell:

Damn, missed it again

Happy Bog Day!

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

please note it is not actually bog day. this post is years old; bog day is a WANDERING HOLIDAY DATEWISE and is on the 4TH SUNDAY OF JULY. this year, bog day is SUNDAY THE 23RD.

this is an advance warning for ye all to APPRECIATE A DANG BOG TOMORROW.

allegedly-human:

christs-cock:

pressysblog:

there is no way people still think this woman is straight

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no explanation needed

I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever

Swities will go “omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!” and it’s this

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lizardlicks:

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

                        • hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

                        • you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

only-cat-memes:

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Yourdailydoseofcatmemes

My little criminal 🖤

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crevicedwelling:

crevicedwelling:

oh idk I guess ill go scurry up and down the walls a bit and maybe fly into the lights a couple times

what are you doing with that cup and piece of paper

hazel2468:

karmiccollector:

ohnoitstbskyen:

justheretobreakthings:

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.

Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.

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All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.

ANYONE who is trying to divide our community is a fucking Fed. That includes other queers who like to argue about who is and isn’t “allowed” in our community.

approximateknowledge:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

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AND WHAT ABOUT IT

ok it’s time, we can do this

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE,

SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME!